ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHURCH OF THE LLAMA! We're part of the Save the Llama Foundation, and Llamas For the Poor Fund. We volunteer in helping homeless llamas find homes. We are here because we believe Llama is all-powerful. How could Llama is the meaning of life. We worship the llama and all that it stands for. Here's a handy diagram that shows the various reasons Llama is indeed the ultimate source of power in the universe.
- Llamas can spit.
- Llamas don't nag at you and tell you to put the toilet seat down.
- Llamas are furry and huggable.
- Llamas are immortal.
- A llama once kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
- And yes, llamas can fly.
That should be more than enough evidence to show that llama is all-powerful. Us llamaists must band together and spread the word of the Holy Llama!! If you have any llama art, stories, pictures, etc, send a note to one of the founders and we'll kick it down.
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Please send note if you wish to join.
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The real leader of this church is, in fact, Osama Bin Llama. He and his terrorist ring, Al Qe-llama, are currently engaged in using their meatly llama powers to bring chaos and destrution to the world.
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"I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show! But a little bit bit bit, shame! But a little bit bit - Bit! Bit! Bit!"
llamas are my obsession. im gonna buy the Gray Animal Farm in Maine USA someday and im gonna get rid of all the animals and turn it into a Llama Farm! yesss.
i have a llama fan club on myspace. i love llamas.
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JonGray,
Created Designs
"For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things were created by him and for him. -Colossians 1:16"
Llama Song Lyrics:
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Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama. Funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, mushroom, llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only 3 years dead, but I told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail.
Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama on the llama, llama's llama, tase of llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
Half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
Is that how it's told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Door knob, ankle, cold. Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck! Time for me to retire now, and become a DUCK!!!
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Yes, I know it all off by heart
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Don't blame me, I'm just a girl... A GIRL THAT CAN KICK YOUR BUTT!!!!
I mean... *cough* yeah
and the llama film es muy muy excellente, have you played the llama game...?? it is hilarious! (just thought i'd tell you, hehe) you are a llama and you have to get a WAMPY....
w00t, YES!! llama mountains...even better, we could carve llama mountains...i think K2 would be our best bet, or soon to be L2 (for llama)
you've converted me to the humble life of llamas, i may buy some llamas and build a llama sanctuary (not a farm)
Devious Comments
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"I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show! But a little bit bit bit, shame! But a little bit bit - Bit! Bit! Bit!"
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llamas are my obsession. im gonna buy the Gray Animal Farm in Maine USA someday and im gonna get rid of all the animals and turn it into a Llama Farm! yesss.
i have a llama fan club on myspace. i love llamas.
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JonGray,
Created Designs
"For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things were created by him and for him. -Colossians 1:16"
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Is the Llama still alive?
Is the Llama still alive?
Is the Llama still alive?
Is the Llama still alive?
IS THE LLAMA STILL ALIVE??
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CELESTIAL PSI WANTS YOU TO JOIN ~HybridsHell!!!!!!!!! help kick angel and demon ass and keep hybrids alive
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Llama's having shmex
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Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama. Funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, mushroom, llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only 3 years dead, but I told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail.
Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama on the llama, llama's llama, tase of llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
Half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
Is that how it's told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Door knob, ankle, cold. Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck! Time for me to retire now, and become a DUCK!!!
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Yes, I know it all off by heart
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Don't blame me, I'm just a girl... A GIRL THAT CAN KICK YOUR BUTT!!!!
I mean... *cough* yeah
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"It all started from day one. Birth. I was born ninja. he was born samurai." ~NinjaVsSamurai
Whooo: [link] : The Dalek Song
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*Pictures-and-Pencils
Oh, and sheep shit
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148 brains and counting...
you've converted me to the humble life of llamas, i may buy some llamas and build a llama sanctuary (not a farm)
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148 brains and counting...
Get back to me on that one
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