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The Holy Church of Llama!

Journal Entry: Mon Feb 20, 2006, 8:36 AM
ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHURCH OF THE LLAMA! We're part of the Save the Llama Foundation, and Llamas For the Poor Fund. We volunteer in helping homeless llamas find homes. We are here because we believe Llama is all-powerful. How could Llama is the meaning of life. We worship the llama and all that it stands for. Here's a handy diagram that shows the various reasons Llama is indeed the ultimate source of power in the universe.



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- Llamas can spit.
- Llamas don't nag at you and tell you to put the toilet seat down.
- Llamas are furry and huggable.
- Llamas are immortal.
- A llama once kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
- And yes, llamas can fly.
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That should be more than enough evidence to show that llama is all-powerful. Us llamaists must band together and spread the word of the Holy Llama!! If you have any llama art, stories, pictures, etc, send a note to one of the founders and we'll kick it down.


:llama::llama::llama::llama:

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Please send note if you wish to join.
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Founders of the Great Llama Church:




Members of the Great Llama Church:

Devious Information

  • Current Residence: Alaska
  • Interests: Llamas, Llamas, Llamas, and....Llamas.
  • Favourite movie: Anything with Llamas in it.
  • Favourite band or musician: Llama of a Down.
  • Favourite genre of music: The llamasong!
  • Favourite artist: A Llama.
  • Favourite poet or writer: See Above.
  • Favourite photographer: See Above.
  • Favourite style or digital art: Llamaart.
  • Operating System: Llama for Windows 3.0
  • Tools of the Trade: A Llama.

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Devious Comments

~Karlinka:iconKarlinka: Jul 29, 2006, 2:01:40 PM
ahhh im a llama too:D
~YallWannaMation:iconYallWannaMation: Jul 26, 2006, 8:37:23 PM
The real leader of this church is, in fact, Osama Bin Llama. He and his terrorist ring, Al Qe-llama, are currently engaged in using their meatly llama powers to bring chaos and destrution to the world.

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*TFDC:iconTFDC: Jul 20, 2006, 2:38:05 AM
for llama oriented shoutbox, please go to my shoutbox..

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~Curly2092:iconCurly2092: May 7, 2006, 7:43:17 PM
I LOVE YOU!!!

llamas are my obsession. im gonna buy the Gray Animal Farm in Maine USA someday and im gonna get rid of all the animals and turn it into a Llama Farm! yesss.

i have a llama fan club on myspace. i love llamas.

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JonGray,
Created Designs

"For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things were created by him and for him. -Colossians 1:16"
=Timbo1:iconTimbo1: Apr 10, 2006, 2:44:48 AM
Damn...

Is the Llama still alive?
Is the Llama still alive?
Is the Llama still alive?
Is the Llama still alive?

IS THE LLAMA STILL ALIVE??
*psifreak:iconpsifreak: Mar 10, 2006, 1:10:44 PM
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~willwillwritehiswill:iconwillwillwritehiswill: Mar 9, 2006, 5:40:37 AM
ooooh, llamas O_o

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=Timbo1:iconTimbo1: Mar 6, 2006, 10:02:42 PM
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Llama's having shmex :D
~PinkBlack-n-Decker:iconPinkBlack-n-Decker: Mar 5, 2006, 1:00:37 AM
Llama Song Lyrics:
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Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama. Funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, mushroom, llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only 3 years dead, but I told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail.
Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama on the llama, llama's llama, tase of llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
Half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, llama, DUCK!
Is that how it's told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Door knob, ankle, cold. Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck! Time for me to retire now, and become a DUCK!!!
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Yes, I know it all off by heart :P

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I mean... *cough* yeah
~momochisa:iconmomochisa: Mar 2, 2006, 10:39:48 PM
lol! this is adorable! I wanna join! ^_^

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"It all started from day one. Birth. I was born ninja. he was born samurai." ~NinjaVsSamurai
=Timbo1:iconTimbo1: Feb 22, 2006, 4:32:12 AM
The Llama song's sister!

Whooo: [link] : The Dalek Song :#1:
~enjoydasilence:iconenjoydasilence: Feb 14, 2006, 7:38:16 AM
LLAMAS! LLAMAS!! LLAMAS!!! :love:
~x-kill-kiss-x:iconx-kill-kiss-x: Feb 11, 2006, 2:04:54 AM
I love emperor kuzco!!

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=Timbo1:iconTimbo1: Feb 8, 2006, 12:19:48 AM
:llama::batman:

:batman: - I'd say, look at this view here! I know your jeleous :D
~ChurchofLlama:iconChurchofLlama: Feb 5, 2006, 8:49:23 PM
Hehe, nice one. I'll have to fav that :highfive:
=Timbo1:iconTimbo1: Feb 3, 2006, 7:39:59 PM
Fucking Llama shit n yeah

:poo::poo: :llama:

Oh, and sheep shit

:poo: :sheepish:
~roughly-loveandhate:iconroughly-loveandhate: Feb 2, 2006, 11:33:02 AM
and the llama film es muy muy excellente, have you played the llama game...?? it is hilarious! (just thought i'd tell you, hehe:blushes:) you are a llama and you have to get a WAMPY....:?

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~roughly-loveandhate:iconroughly-loveandhate: Feb 2, 2006, 11:29:57 AM
w00t, YES!! llama mountains...even better, we could carve llama mountains...i think K2 would be our best bet, or soon to be L2 (for llama)
you've converted me to the humble life of llamas, i may buy some llamas and build a llama sanctuary (not a farm)

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~josize:iconjosize: Feb 2, 2006, 8:26:24 AM
WOW llamas ROCK!
=Timbo1:iconTimbo1: Feb 2, 2006, 4:41:16 AM
Bigs, or the "Priest of Church of Llama". I would love to submit some Llama art, spice up the church a bit more :D

Get back to me on that one :)