ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHURCH OF THE LLAMA! We're part of the Save the Llama Foundation, and Llamas For the Poor Fund. We volunteer in helping homeless llamas find homes. We are here because we believe Llama is all-powerful. How could Llama is the meaning of life. We worship the llama and all that it stands for. Here's a handy diagram that shows the various reasons Llama is indeed the ultimate source of power in the universe.




- Llamas can spit.
- Llamas don't nag at you and tell you to put the toilet seat down.
- Llamas are furry and huggable.
- Llamas are immortal.
- A llama once kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
- And yes, llamas can fly.








That should be more than enough evidence to show that llama is all-powerful. Us llamaists must band together and spread the word of the Holy Llama!! If you have any llama art, stories, pictures, etc, send a note to one of the founders and we'll kick it down.




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Founders of the Great Llama Church:




Members of the Great Llama Church:

[link] Pt 1 of the Great llama story can be found here.


Cast


- Batman, who the fuck else?

- Subiechan

- Angelsdevil15

- Paranoidangel

- Plornt

- Timbo

- Wolfen




Cue Carl Orff - O Fortuna


There was the time of the great llama. When llama walked the earth and all bowed before its power. There was a great few who rose up against the llama. They thought they had defeated him. They thought it was over. They thought the llama was dead. But it was just the beginning. Nobody can kill a God (that can fly), not even Chuck Norris. And so it continues....






Cue - Spiderbait - Black Betty







Fucking party n shit.









- Hey guys.......



- ?



- You know that llama we killed? Isn't that him over there drinking a zima?



- Good fucking god! He's still alive!! And he has a zima!!



- *screams*














*mass confusion*




















- What's going on?!



- Giant Llama!! Giant FUCKING Llama!! And Zima!!



- Good god.



- Where'd you come from?


I don't know, I was just watching those two emo rabbits have sex.


- Where?




















































Oh. Cool.


- Way.


- Back on subject though. The llama is alive, and batman is gay.


- ?


- Nevermind that batman! We need to....



























- Hey guys what's going on?




























*Cue - Nobuo Uematsu - One Winged Angel

























- GIANT FUCKING LLAMA!!









- Dude, my friends just call me Lu...



*screams*


- Don't move!! It can't sense you if you stand still!!



*runs*









..........................................





















/\/CRASH/\/













- Oh my god! They killed subiechan!!!


- You bastards!!!




















------ SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!






















- Nooooooooo!!

















- Oh my god! They killed batman!


-



- .......what? Batman's gay.














*Cue - Romeo & Juliet Love Theme










- Batman!! Speak to me buddy!! Come-on!! You have nipple enforced breast plates, you can't die!!

- It's...my..ti..me wolfen. Tel..l....Tell spiderman.......I love him.


- Told you.














- Well where the hell did all the ninjas go!



- Well fuck, they were rented.


- Great, rented ninjas.


- But hey. I got great news.

- What's that?

- I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.


-



- Yeah. You know, geico is a reputible insurance company. I would recommend them to all my friends.


- .....


























































- ......GIANT FUCKING LLAMA!!

























*Cue - Starwars - Duel of the Fates










- EVERYONE HOLD YOUR GROUND!! THOU SHALL NOT PASS!!


- Dude wrong movie.



- I'm lost without batman!



- Stop being gay for one damn moment spiderman! Tickle him with your spidersenses or some shit!


- All I have is batman's spork!



-





- Hey guys. What's goin on?


- God damnit pringles! This isn't the time for your low-fat whole-chip goodness.


-



- It's no use! His shields are modulating on the same frequency as my saber!! He's adapted to our technology!!



- No! It has wolfen cornered!




















- What did we do to you?! Why must you kill us mercilessly?!




- Dude. I just lost my wallet. All I could afford was a fucking Zima man. You ever had a Zima?



.....





- Yeah. Exactly.



- But dude, you killed subiechan!



- Llamas are easily aggitated. She was running around frantically screaming. I couldn't help it.



- But what about batman?



- Batman's lame.




- Good point. Will you stop killing people if we help you find your wallet?





- Yeah, shit, ok.





- Three cheers for llama!





- Everahbadah disco!






*Cue - Beegees - Stayin Alive















- You know, once I ran over a llama. I got out of my car to help it back up, the fucker kicked me in the face. Then he flew away.

- Hahahaha, yeeaaah, fucking llamas. Always kicking people in the face.

- Good times, good times.



And so it came to be that llama was just a guy lookin for his wallet, who hated batman. And the llama flew away into the sunset.





Fin.