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The Holy Church of Llama!

Journal Entry: Mon Feb 20, 2006, 7:36 AM
ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHURCH OF THE LLAMA! We're part of the Save the Llama Foundation, and Llamas For the Poor Fund. We volunteer in helping homeless llamas find homes. We are here because we believe Llama is all-powerful. How could Llama is the meaning of life. We worship the llama and all that it stands for. Here's a handy diagram that shows the various reasons Llama is indeed the ultimate source of power in the universe.



:llama:
- Llamas can spit.
- Llamas don't nag at you and tell you to put the toilet seat down.
- Llamas are furry and huggable.
- Llamas are immortal.
- A llama once kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
- And yes, llamas can fly.
:llama:







That should be more than enough evidence to show that llama is all-powerful. Us llamaists must band together and spread the word of the Holy Llama!! If you have any llama art, stories, pictures, etc, send a note to one of the founders and we'll kick it down.


:llama::llama::llama::llama:

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Please send note if you wish to join.
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Founders of the Great Llama Church:




Members of the Great Llama Church:

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~Timbo1:iconTimbo1: Feb 2, 2006, 4:31:12 AM
All hail! The almighty Llama!
:worship: ---> :llama:
~Trish-the-Stalker:iconTrish-the-Stalker: Feb 2, 2006, 9:52:21 AM
OMG!!! There's a club for the gods that are llamas!?!?!?!?

PS: If you guys haven't seen the llama song, you should watch it: [link]

PPS: How do you join?

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~ChurchofLlama:iconChurchofLlama: Feb 2, 2006, 3:36:57 PM
All you need to do is commit yourself to the Holy Llama, and possibly link to the church of llama in your sig. You get free cookies n stuff too :cookie::llama:
~Trish-the-Stalker:iconTrish-the-Stalker: Feb 2, 2006, 5:23:44 PM
Oooh! Cookies! Sign me up!

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People are more afraid of public speaking than of death; so basically the guy giving the eulogy at a funeral would rather be the one in the box.

This is my main account
Stock account ~trish-the-stocker
Writing account ~La-Belle-Isolde
~ChurchofLlama:iconChurchofLlama: Feb 3, 2006, 8:02:55 AM
:bow: Welcome to the Holy Church fellow llllllllllamaist!!
!Brig-the-Bold:iconBrig-the-Bold: Feb 3, 2006, 2:06:47 PM
Ya'll better put me on the list. I've been a member since the church was invented.

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"You gotta love livin' baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass." --F.A. Sinatra
~ChurchofLlama:iconChurchofLlama: Feb 3, 2006, 2:11:01 PM
will do my llama loving friend :llama:
~ChurchofLlama:iconChurchofLlama: Feb 16, 2006, 4:08:19 AM
you going to join us then??
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